I was
conceived in the coldest winter in Illinois history
the creation of an Air Force officer
and his Grecian assignment bonus prize.
Sandwiched inbetween a Rhodes scholar and a ladies man. Ah
brothers.

I am
a kalamata-eyed, Diet Coke sluggin', Starbucks chuggin', throaty laughin', A-personality-typin', 3rd grade teachin', Greek dancin', 22-year-old kid with nothin'

to lose.

As for my future, I am as sure of my next movement as a ball in the tip of a pen...