Yippy-Skippy ::
  Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006
Every Woman Should Know

Living out here has provided me with a lot of AHA! moments that are making me laugh at myself and how I react to things. I can be pretty ridiculous at times and I think perspective can always be a good thing to keep in mind.

Throughout my life, I've had a pretty keen sense of intuition. If I think that something might possibly happen, it usually does. Here are a few examples...

Spring 2006, MUNI San Francisco

I look at my backpack pin that I have had since seventh grade and think how sad I would be if it were to get messed up on my trip home. I think that I should put it away. The pin falls off somewhere over Los Angeles and I never see it again!

WEEEEEIRD!

Fall 2005

I really don't want to take my camera downtown for my birthday because it doesn't fit in anyone's purse and I think I'll lose it.

The camera is stolen that night.

CREEEEEEEEEEEPY!

Two Weeks Ago...

I look at my tires and think that something isn't quite right with them. Just by looking. I tell my dad and he says that nothing is wrong with them. I ask him to PLEASE have them checked (because I can't do it by myself). The tires? Two in front needed to be replaced because the inner tire was jacked with gravel and the tire guy (and my dad. and me) was glad that I had brought them in because, "anything could have happened." I'm not sure what anything is...but I'm glad it didn't happen.

LIFE SAVING!!!

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To show how silly I have become, here is a chain e-mail that I found to be pretty authentic...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her
Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO QUIT A JOB
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been perfect...
but;
It's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and
Wouldn't
Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ...
How to live alone...
even if She doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't
Take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go..
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish
In a day...
A month...
And a year...

 
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